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Films on the to-do list

  • Black Widow
  • Chimes at Midnight
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • Last Christmas
  • Remember Sunday
  • Shazam! 2
  • Spy Guys
  • Wonder Woman: 1984

Category: Rants

The Untouchables (1987)

Film review: The Untouchables (1987), directed by Brian De Palma tl;dr: Well-dressed but historically inaccurate. Rant ahoy! It’s 1930 and notorious gangster Al Capone (Robert

The Silence (2019)

Film review: The Silence (2019), directed by John R Leonetti tl;dr: Have I seen this film before? Scientists break open a cave which has been

Dirty Dancing (2017)

TV film reviews: Dirty Dancing (2017), directed by Wayne Blair tl;dr: Is it as bad as people say it is? No. It’s WORSE THAN THAT.

The Wicker Man (2006)

Film review: The Wicker Man (2006), written and directed by Neil LaBute Halloween week last year, I reviewed The Wicker Man (1973), using phrases like

Leap Year (2010)

Film review: Leap Year (2010), directed by Anand Tucker When Dr Jeremy (Adam Scott) fails to propose to girlfriend Anna (Amy Adams) and then shoots

Dragnet (1987)

Film review: Dragnet (1987), directed by Tom Mankiewicz Billed to be a parody of the TV series of the same name this 1987 film stars

Pacific Rim (2013)

Film review: Pacific Rim (2013), directed by Guillermo del Toro This review is going to contain SPOILERS after I give the general low-down on what